What Condition My Condition Is In
2nd May 2010 by admin No CommentsIt’s been awhile since my last post. Lazy, no just really busy with life and getting along with what matters. Not that voiceover does’nt matter, no not at all. Just things that needed attention.
Anyway, among other things I made it through winter with some common maladies but nothing serious. Now that it’s May and the weather is warmer, the trees are budding, the grass is green, etc., etc. and I come down with what the doctor called Upper Repiratory infection, Sinus infection and possibly a variation of the Repiratory flu or any combination there of.
So you ask where I am going with this. Ok, the scenario is you’re feeling lousy, headache, stuffy nose, aches and pains, you know the drill. So drink lots of fluids and get plenty of rest. Easier said than done, right?
So let’s see…take normal medication…check…take non-drowsy cold pills…check and off to bed, hopefully to get a goods night sleep or at least better than if I took nothing for my ailments.
Bout two in the morning, I stumble into the bathroom to answer natures call and to take another round of cold tablets. Here is where the adventure begins. I fumble for the cold tablets, finally find the package and pull out a dose. But wait…these two little babies are sealed up in their packaging with more security than the US Gold deposits in Fort Knox. I mean really! Oh yeah it has this little corner you simply peel back and open the pack. If I’m correct about my conspiracy theory, Im thinking the designers of this cruel hoax sit around at lunch time laughing hysterically thinking up scenarios in their mind of people trying to get at the product that should be so simple to extract.
In the meantime, I’m peeling, bending, biting the edge of this small pack trying to get it open. Finally thinking maybe I would be better off just going back to bed in the condition that I was previously in, might not be as frustrating as this adventure had become.
Finally, off to the left in a container with other tools for primping and grooming I spot a trusty pair of scissors. Alas, I take them and cut right down the center between the two pills in the pack and liberate those little babies that will hopefully bring me relief during the rest of the night.
With all of the technology available today, why can’t someone develop a simple to open pack so people can take there pills and go back to bed. Well, we won’t go there as this would open up another conversational debacle.
All said and done, I am finally starting to feel better and should be getting back to the normalcy of auditioning for my voiceover clients, agents and others.
Just a side note. I made it fine, but did get a bit worried when a good client of mine (WTOC in Savanna Georgia) e-mailed me last Monday and asked me to do a station promo for an upcoming show this last Saturday. I did my best and sent away. No retakes needed and all was well.
Isn’t life grand, when you’re feeling good?

